Fandom Quotes

Put your favorite fandom quotes in the comment box, and I’ll post them in an ongoing list here.

“Oh, look at you lot. You’re all so vacant. Is it nice not being me? It must be so relaxing.”
— Sherlock Holmes

“Dear God, what is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring!”
— Sherlock Holmes

“I’m not a psychopath, I’m a highly functioning sociopath. Do your research.”
— Sherlock (to Anderson)

“We’ve got a serial killer! Love those, there’s always something to look forward to.”
— Sherlock

“Mrs Hudson took my skull.”
— Sherlock

Donovan: “Are these human eyes?”
Sherlock: “Put those back!”
Donovan: “They were in the microwave!”
Sherlock: “It’s an experiment!”

Sherlock: “Shut up.”
Lestrade: “I didn’t say anyth– ”
Sherlock: “You were thinking. It’s annoying.”

“Anderson, don’t talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the entire street.”
— Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock: “Shut up everybody, shut up! Don’t move, don’t speak, don’t breathe, I’m trying to think. Anderson, face the other way, you’re putting me off.”
Anderson: “What, my face is?”
Lestrade: “Everyboody, quiet. Anderson, turn your back.”
Anderson: “Oh, for God’s sake…”
Lestrade: “Your back! Now, please!”

“The game, Mrs Hudson, is on.”
— Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock: “A friend?”
John: “Well, an enemy.”
Sherlock: “Oh! Which one?”

John: “Where did you get this? Detective Inspector Lestrade?”
Sherlock: “I pickpocket him when he’s annoying.”

“We can’t giggle, it’s a crime scene.”
— John Watson

“Look, I’m in shock, I have a blanket.”
— Sherlock Holmes

“I’m the great Sherlock Holmes, I work alone ’cause no one can compete with my massive intellect!”
— John Watson

Barry: “Hey, you gotta help me, Mr. Holmes! Everyone says you’re the best. Without you… I’ll get hung for this.”
Sherlock: “No, no, Mr. Bewick, not at all. Hanged, yes.”

John: “There’s a head in the fridge. A bloody head!”
Sherlock: “Where else was I supposed to put it?”

John: “A severed head!”
Sherlock: “Just tea for me, thanks.”

“Oh hell, what does it matter?! So we go round the sun – if we went round the moon or… round and round the garden like a teddy bear, it wouldn’t make any difference.”
— Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock: “Look at that, Mrs. Hudson. Quiet, calm, peaceful… isn’t it hateful?”
Mrs. Hudson: “Oh, I’m sure something will turn up, Sherlock. A nice murder, that’ll cheer you up.”

Sherlock: “You read his blog?”
Lestrade: “‘Course I read his blog, we all do! Do you really not know that the earth goes around the sun?”

Lestrade: “But what’s this got to do with that painting? I don’t see– ”
Sherlock: “You do see, you just don’t observe!”
John: “Alright! Alright, girls, calm down.”

“Oh, so you meant spectacularly ignorant in a nice way.”
— Sherlock Holmes

“Let him go or I will kill you.”
— John Watson (to the Golem)

Jim Moriarty: “I will burn the heart out of you.”
Sherlock: “I have been reliably informed that I don’t have one.”
Jim Moriarty: “Oh, but we both know that’s not quite true.”

“The universe is big. It’s vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles.”
— The Doctor

“You want weapons? We’re in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world!”
— The Doctor

“Amy Pond, there’s something you’d better understand about me ‘cause it’s important, and one day your life may depend on it: I am definitely a mad man with a box!”
— The Doctor

“When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all… Grow up, get a job, get married, get a house, have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better.”
— Elton Pope

“The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but vice versa, the bad things don’t always spoil the good things and make them unimportant.”
— The Doctor

“Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80. It’s not the time that matters, it’s the person.”
— The Doctor

“Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan!”
—The Doctor

“In 900 years of time and space, I’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important”
— The Doctor

“900 years of time and space, and I’ve never been slapped by someone’s mother.”
—The Doctor

“Never ignore coincidence. Unless, of course, you’re busy. In which case, always ignore coincidence.”
— The Doctor

“There’s a lot of things you need to get across this universe. Warp drive… wormhole refractors… You know the thing you need most of all? You need a hand to hold.”
— The Doctor

“This is who I am, right here, right now, all right? All that counts is here and now, and this is me!”
— The Doctor

“I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams.”
— The Doctor

“Everybody knows that everybody dies. But not every day. Not today. Some days are special. Some days are so, so blessed. Some days, nobody dies at all. Now and then, every once in a very long while, every day in a million days, when the wind stands fair and the Doctor comes to call, everybody lives.”
— River Song

“We’re all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?”
— The Doctor

“Letting it get to you. You know what that’s called? Being alive. Best thing there is. Being alive right now is all that counts.”
— The Doctor

“Always take a banana to a party, Rose: bananas are good!”
— The Doctor

“You don’t just give up. You don’t just let things happen. You make a stand! You say no! You have the guts to do what’s right, even when everyone else just runs away.”
— Rose Tyler

“This is one corner… of one country, in one continent, on one planet that’s a corner of a galaxy that’s a corner of a universe that is forever growing and shrinking and creating and destroying and never remaining the same for a single millisecond. And there is so much, so much to see.”
— The Doctor

“Rose, before I go, I just want to tell you: you were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And you know what? So was I.”
— The Doctor


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